Posted by admin on December 19th, 2008
IT MUST HAVE HURT
A trans$exual was being interviewed on a radio talk show. The host
asked the trans$exual, “When you became a woman, what sort of pain did
you experience during the operation?” The trans$exual replied, “Well,
when they cut my peni$ off, that really didn’t hurt as much as I
thought it would. Then they implanted the silicone implants in my
chest, well, that really didn’t hurt too much either.” “Then you
didn’t experience any real physical pain at all then?” the host asked.
“You’re joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain
and doubled the size of my mouth!”
BACHELORS AND MARRIED MEN
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. A bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator and goes to
bed. A married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed and goes to the
refrigerator.
HEART ATTACK
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on
the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m having a
heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the
phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no
clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
closet floor. “You bastard!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a
heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring
the kids?”
ENGINEERS
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical
engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the
same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, “I think a
rod broke.” The chemical engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the
end, I think it’s not getting enough gas.” The electrical engineer
said, “I think there was a spark and something’s wrong with the
electrical system.” All three turned to the computer engineer and
said, “What do you think?” The computer engineer said, “I think we
should all get out and then get back in.”
MAGIC SHOW
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular
magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of
the theater yelled, “How’d you do that?” “I could tell you, sir,” the
magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.” After a short
pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then, just tell my wife!”
No offence Strictly !
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