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I Survived the Bush Administration T-Shirt

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

I survived the bush administration t-shirt, $16 from Print Liberation.

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World’s Shortest Escalator

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

The world’s shortest escalator is in Japan at the Kawasaki More’s department store. It has the shortest vertical height of 834mm.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s9VkJ38KNE

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Funny Dance

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

This is the funniest 6 minute Dance I have ever seen by Judson Laipply. Watch it and Enjoy..

httpv://in.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

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Bush Shoe Throwing Game

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Now you can Hit President Bush in his Face with your Shoes

This is INSANE…Check it OUT

Bush Shoe Throwing Incident Inspires Online Gamers. Shock and Awe Web Game Lets Users Throw Shoes at Bush.

This Game Site was Sold For $7818

A Briton has launched a web based game where users can throw their shows at a cartoon like image of U.S. President George Bush.

Alex Tew launched the “Sock and Awe” game at the website www.sockandawe.com. Users have 30 seconds to throw as many shoes at the ducking president behind a rostrum, according to Agence France Presse.

The term “sock and awe” is similar to “Shock and Awe,” a name given to the military operation to bomb Baghdad, Iraq starting in the war’s second night.

According to the site more than 47 million shoes had hit the President in the game.

Tew, 24, previously launched the “milliondollarhomepage.com,” a site which sells pixels to people for a dollar each.

Source: ibtimes.com

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Jokes for Men !

Friday, December 19th, 2008

IT MUST HAVE HURT

A trans$exual was being interviewed on a radio talk show. The host

asked the trans$exual, “When you became a woman, what sort of pain did

you experience during the operation?” The trans$exual replied, “Well,

when they cut my peni$ off, that really didn’t hurt as much as I

thought it would. Then they implanted the silicone implants in my

chest, well, that really didn’t hurt too much either.” “Then you

didn’t experience any real physical pain at all then?” the host asked.

“You’re joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain

and doubled the size of my mouth!”

BACHELORS AND MARRIED MEN

Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

A. A bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator and goes to

bed. A married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed and goes to the

refrigerator.

HEART ATTACK

A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises

coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on

the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m having a

heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the

phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,

“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no

clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the

bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the

closet floor. “You bastard!” says the husband. “My wife’s having a

heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring

the kids?”

ENGINEERS

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical

engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the

same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, “I think a

rod broke.” The chemical engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the

end, I think it’s not getting enough gas.” The electrical engineer

said, “I think there was a spark and something’s wrong with the

electrical system.” All three turned to the computer engineer and

said, “What do you think?” The computer engineer said, “I think we

should all get out and then get back in.”

MAGIC SHOW

During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular

magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of

the theater yelled, “How’d you do that?” “I could tell you, sir,” the

magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.” After a short

pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then, just tell my wife!”

No offence Strictly !

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You are a Hero !

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Always wanted to be in news for right reasons and show others what metal you made off ? Well here s a chance of your lifetime. And it takes nothing but your name to be the Numero UNO.

If you asked web surfers what’s the popular thing that is all the rage these days on the net, there is a high probability that you would end up getting answers like these. The new image/flash editing sites. Thanks to some technological advances in flash editing and image morphing, you could be who ever you want, wherever you want, however you want. There are sites which ask nothing but your pictures or your names, and they tweak it here and there and make you a celebrity. Almost every other day there seems to be a great new application of technology on the Internet. Here is one feather from the crown, strictly for your entertainment only.

http://www.worldsgreatestbusinessmind.com/

The site gives you options to have your own news segments on television.It literally makes you the star of the show. It’s kinda cool. Visit this site and enter your name,other details and select on preview. And there you are !!. You are the breaking news on television for being the business mind of the world. You are the talk of the world and everybodyu seem to be mesmerized by your victory. Look at those cute babes from Asia cheering for you.

If you want the link to be mailed to you, enter your email address at the given location. Forward the link among your friends and boast of some sudden fame you shot. Keep Rocking.

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Chandrayaan in Trouble

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Chandrayaan is an unmanned Moon Exploration Mission by ISRO, India’s National Space Agency.

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African Ingenuity

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Walkman

Hot Water System

The New Toyota Cowrolla

Pick-up truck !!!

Ambulance

Traffic: Local Taxi

The road is built. But you can't cut the electricity!

Welcome to Eritrea

Painting the swimming pool

This Month Special

STOP

Public Bar Notice

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Sardars are True Kings

Monday, August 18th, 2008

One day 2 Sardars met and started chatting. The main topic of the conversation was about how others view sardars. They felt that sardars are being ridiculed too much by others. They wanted to teach others a good lesson. Soon they had a plan for that. one Sardar said to the other, “We two will go to beach tomorrow morning. We should keep on staring at the sea. People in anxiety will crowd behind us but we should not turn to see them. Finally in the night or so we will turn and say “Hey Fools! What do you think of sardars?”. That will be a good lesson. What do you feel?”.

The other one was simply overwhelmed. He said “that’s really great!” and hugged him. Next day the two sardars went to the beach and did what they had planned to do. Soon they heard murmurs behind them and were happy. Time passed by and the noise from behind was increasing more and more. The two smiled at each other but didn’t turn. It became late night and the Sardars decided to turn to see the crowd. The sardars were shocked not because the crowd was more than expected, BUT, ALL IN THE CROWD WERE SARDARS!!!

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Balayya Funny Videos – The Top 10 – Part 2

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Here we list the top 5 Balayya videos of all time.

5 ) Balayya’s Aeroplane Puncture scene !! . Don miss the last scene in which he uses optical technology to kill the villain. Physics was invented to suit Balayya.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A3qACSh2zc

4 ) Balayya’s various famous scenes including Bomb Defuse scene, Chair Pull Scene and the Bike Parking scene. We need him in the Anti- Terrorist squad. Sonali Bendre is again thinking what the Fu**.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr0QQr9Vhlc&feature=related

3 ) Balayya’s Top Action scene. This is by far the best revenge by Indians for the Matrix movies via Balayya’s heroism. Look at the way he ties his bow and then dodges the bullets by doing push up’s. This is too funny.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdTAEF3HV0A

2 ) Balayya’s MI2 scene – Climbing Everest with bare hands in balayya style. Look at how he relaxes in between stretching his hands. Balayya rocks.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-bR6Ai1Sk0&feature=related

1 ) I wont talk much about this video. Just watch it. Its a divinity personified to show what man’s capabalities are. Balayya’s fans Nirvana. Deserves to be Number 1. Kill the director.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMJ_y936XoU

So what do u guys think? do we need some reordering or someother of balayya’s gems added. Please do write into us with your favourites.

Still to come on our Southern Masala Specials – Black MGR, Vijaykanth giving competition to Balayya in TN and the king of verbal slapstick Jaggesh.

Part 1 – Top 10 – 6 Balayya Funny Videos

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